Today is International Womens’ Day. I think that’s awesome. Congratulations to the fairer half of our troubled species. I’ve always thought that if women ran things on this planet, we’d probably do a lot less fighting and a lot more creating, building, and taking care of one another. Just don’t try to touch remote while I’m watching Game of Thrones, and nobody gets the ugly face. We’re men. We need to FEEL as though we’re in control, OK?